HAVE A WEIRD CHRISTMAS

Yes, our inbox is stuffed with all sorts of Christmas marketing ideas, but this one really popped out. It’s from the Terra Cotta Inn, a “clothing optional” resort in Palm Springs, Calif. Their pitch is that you’ll hang out (Sorry. YOU try writing this straight.) at their nudist resort by day, then get dressed and go holiday shopping at night at the nearby “Desert Hills Premium Outlets discount shopping mall in Cabazon, Calif.” Yuh. Maybe not. For folks braver than us, see what you’re missing at their site, Sunny Fun.com (And for a cheap thrill, you can expand some of the pictures. Which we discovered while doing RESEARCH.)