READ MY HANDS

For truckers who like to silently communicate with those behind them, we present, “Hitch Hands.” They’re lifelike human hands that attach to a pickup truck’s trailer hitch, and the fingers “can be posed in an endless variety of positions to communicate a variety of visual messages, from Hook 'em Horns to a carefully positioned single finger.” (Nice.) Why you’d want to do that to everyone (including cops) driving behind you is beyond us, but hey; it takes all kinds. Get yours at Hitch hands.com.