THE DOG PEOPLE PIPE UP

We run one little item about “Dog Bling,” and the floodgates open. Heard from the folks at Carnival Cruises today who have a way to assuage the guilt you’ll feel for leaving the mutt at home while you set sail: a “Cruise Dog” t-shirt (Yes, really.) Just go to CarnivalFunTees.com (If you must) and design and order a shirt to give to the beast when you get home. (With thanks to faithful reader Joy C. for the heads-up.) It’ll make you feel better. It won’t of course, make the DOG feel better; they have no idea how long you were gone. Dogs can’t tell time.