YOUR DOG AS A BRAND

Like your dog? Most dog-owners do. Now, a new company called Brand Your Dog.com will allow you to take your pet to the next level by branding it. No joke. “A branded dog is the ULTIMATE STATEMENT you can make with your beloved pet! What other dog do you know of with his/her own brand?” they ask. Ummm, none, really. Full details are at their site, but we’ll tell you what you really want to know: How much? $2,600, that’s how much.