DIP ONCE, DO THE MATH

With the Super Bowl looming, we expect to see more of these types of releases in the coming weeks. We say, “Bring ‘em on!” First up is from the Hass Avocado Board, which touts you-know-what. Their braintrust has decided that on Super Bowl Sunday, consumers will scarf down the equivalent of 49.5 million pounds of Hass Avocados, presumably in the form of guacamole dip. And just to make sure you all realize how much that is, it’s enough to “cover Arizona's University of Phoenix Stadium football field, end zone to end zone, 19.1 feet deep in Hass avocados," they said in a release. (Man, SOMEONE has too much time on their hands…). More info can be found at Avocado Central.com, where you should check out their “Field of Guacamole” in the “Tailgating” section. Wow.