HELP WANTED: DISNEY SEEKS CMO

Calm down; it’s not what you think. As part of its ongoing “Year of a Million Dreams” promo, the entertainment giant is looking for a Chief Magic Officer. According to a release, “The ideal CMO candidate must be happy, never grumpy; able to easily befriend dwarfs, dogs, monsters and mice; have good manners—but also be able to pillage and plunder with pirates when necessary. Also required: pockets full of pixie dust, an aversion to poisonous apples, an interest in oversized teacups and flying elephants and, most importantly, a belief in all things magical.” Sweet! We could do that. And yes, it’s a real contest. Interested Magicians can apply at Dream CMO.com

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[Jacqui Siddle]

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