HER FOLKS MUST BE SO PROUD

Except for the gossip pages of our favorite tabloids, we haven’t seen much of Carmen Electra lately, so maybe that’s why she signed on with U.K. company Peekaboo. The company is flogging (Heh.) its newest product, the “Electra-Pole Professional Pole Kit,” which is a portable dance pole inspired by you-know-who. (Ya can’t make this stuff up.) The kit’s available at Peekaboo Palace.com for only $129.99, and “includes an assembly DVD and Carry and Storage Bag.” Because what’s better than a date who brings her own stripper pole along with her? But we especially like the “reasons” listed on the site why buying the pole is a good idea. For example, No. 3: “the Electra-Pole goes up and down in just 5-minutes!” Man, there’s a REALLY rude joke there, but we’ll be mature (for a change) and resist. But it’s KILLING us.