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Bringing its message to a group already predisposed to hearing it, the Planned Parenthood Federation of America has come out with a new line of condoms. The group is pushing the product, dubbed “Proper Attire” with the obvious tagline, “Required for Entry.” (Visual: Minor eye-roll, followed by a quiet, “Hoo-boy.”) “With its fashionable wrapping, women will now have the option to choose the right ‘attire’ for that special occasion. Responsible decisions about sex are everybody's personal fashion statement,” said a PPFA rep. The condoms, selling for $6 for a three-pack, will be available in Basic (regular); Color (colored); Dots (studded); and XL (extra large) varieties. And we think that last option is for show-offs.