Got a note from “Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man” telling us he’s pushing his own line of wristbands “…to promote yard safety awareness.” (And people STILL ask if we make these up. Uh, No.) Seems Rick had a run-in with a power mower some time back, and the score ended up “Mower, 1; Rick’s Big Toe, 0.” (Think we’re kidding? Go to Rescue Rick.com and scroll allll the way to the end. Ew.) “I want to rescue people and animals from getting hurt due to a yard accident. I want to find a cure for yard accidents through research and to create awareness through education and entertainment. I seek to collaborate with various organizations to promote yard safety awareness,” Rick said in a release. We’re not exactly sure how a wristband will help, but we applaud his initiative. And a visit to his site is worth it just to see his “costume.” Whoa.