In a nation with a growing obesity problem, we find it hard to believe there’s a market for a fanny-enhancer, but it seems LoveFifi.com believes there is. That’s why the company is pushing the “Bitty Bum Padded Hipster Panty” for those with a flat derriere. “The Bitty Bum Padded Hipster Panty will get your backside noticed! LoveFifi's Bitty Bum Padded Hipster Panty(R) is the best-selling bum enhancer for those low-rise jeans. And, since you buy them online, no one has to know you've had a little help!” the company crowed in a release, exclamation points and all. You can see it for yourself at LoveFifi.com, but be careful: The opening page we hit showed a rather buxom blonde cupping her naked self as she models a corset. We discovered it while doing RESEARCH, boss. We were shocked, SHOCKED!