Still need something for that “hard to shop-for” recipient on your list? Vienna Beef is marketing a Hot Dog Stand in a Box for holiday gift giving. For $74.95 you get Genuine hot dog stand décor, which includes: “Vienna Beef's famous Navy Pier poster; A personalized mini-hot dog stand sign custom printed with the name of the "Chicago-Style" chef/gift recipient's name; One set of traditional Chicago-style condiments, including yellow mustard, sport peppers, green relish and celery salt; An authentic Vienna Beef baseball cap and Vienna Beef apron; 16 paper hats for hot dog stand ‘staff and customers’16 hot dogs and 16 poppy seed buns.” Wow. Note to family: We don’t want this for Christmas. Just sayin’….