Our friends at Arizona’s A Healing Touch make all sorts of medical and health products, and they seem to be overstocked on one particular item. So they’re pushing the “Morfam Jeanie Rub Massager” (variable speed, they add) for the discounted price of $200—“faux foot cover” included. With our interest piqued, we went over to their site to see what kind of
vibrator massager goes for 200 large. Whoa! Ever seen one of those electric buffers the detailing guys use on cars? Kinda looks like that. Not only would we be wary of having someone run that over our bare skin, but who knows someone strong enough to work it without ripping your flesh off? See it for yourself HERE. We’ll stick with that noisy, buzzy thing we bought at Rite-Aid.